My mum said I'm too wild and what I really need in my life is...

A little bit of Islam or Christianity.

She wasn't feeling too picky about which, she may even have thought of it in some sort of a pick n mix way, just to allow for some diversity perhaps.

I laughed and then my friend truce sent me a link to this, 'igod', its a site where you can talk to god.

Conversations With The One Above

was somebody up there trying to tell me something, I thought I would give it a shot, the conversation went a little bit like this,

Me: hey god whats good?
God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me: so not muslim?????? my mum's been asking.
God: Really you don't think so?
Me: ummmm thats not what I'm saying. I'm asking a question Are you listening?/
God:Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me: hmmmmm i think you already said that
God:Awesome. Me? Perhaps. " I am a Christian."? I said it.
Me: yeah you did god, but thats not what I asked you
God:That's interesting. Did I really?
Me: yeah god
God:Woe! GOD rules.
Me: uhhhhhh
God:What is your real name?
Me: wouldn't you know that already
God:Perhaps. " What is your real name?"? Do I know it?
Me: ohhh my gosh you so knew I was going to say that before I said it didn't you
God:When was this exactly?
Me: God I'm scared we're having a slight communication problem
God:I am a Christian.
Me: okay do you know what god, I think I'm going to have to go
God:Yeah okay, What.
Me: well this explains a lot about why I prayed to live in Miami and still live in england
God:Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?
Me: bye god
God:
See you later.

You completely baffled?... Well so was I


Lesson for the day do not worship false idols.