How to Establish a Vodka Empire

I quite recently discovered three pretty wonderful things about vodka that I wanted to share.

1) painting whilst drinking vodka helped to make my painting better and was a lot more fun
2) after I spilt loads of paint whilst painting and drinking vodka, I learnt that I could also use the vodka to get the paint out of carpet. Win win!
and finally
3)Vodka changed this mans life forever after he discovered that he was heir to a vodka empire in Ukraine and lead to a documentry he's making about reviving it on Channel 4, however you can catch it first here